- Matt B.

"Just passed along your website to an avid biker co- worker who saw the WiseCracker and said he LOVES it and will be purchasing one soon (betting his brother buys at least one too). I'll contact you later for commission haha. Congrats on your success!!"

- Carrie Z.

"Has served me well not only in the US, but South Africa (Cape Epic) and Canada (BC Bike Race)! Crack open a bottle, crack up a few friends, and make new ones!"

- Steve W.

"Just ordered 4 for my other bikes!"

- Brett D.

"Because Beer Can't Open Itself."

- Dave V.

"Brewempowerment"

- Dave V.

"Shut the front door! My brother needs this."

- Heather H.

"I am not one for a quote, but the wisecracker line is well made, Mike delivers on time, communication is straight forward, they sell well, I really don't know that anything else is needed."

- Will P.

"My goto bottle opener at home."

- Ivan W.

"Is motivating to see the bottle opener in front of the bike, the motivation to finish the ride and enjoy a good beer"

- Cesar M.

"Cycling is not about bikes, it's about food, beer and friends. Look at the stats of one bike ride: 1 bike, 4 hills, 2 beaches, 2 cakes, 4 beers, 2 pies, 3 friends, 5 silly skids, 2 crashes, 3 jumping in puddles and splashing your mates... And ONLY ONE BIKE."

So last month I decided (I was talked into) building up a CX bike. Not for racing, but for some fun mixed-terrain kind of rides. My co-worker and friend, Patrick Keller connected me with the folks at Ritchey Bikes, and not long after, I had this sexy thing in the garage bike stand. I bought a used Jamis CX just for the components and now that bike will be built for my other co-worker, Erik Homsapaya. Needless to say, I have some pretty cool colleagues. Thanks to Mike Ahrens for the sweet deal on the wheels!

First email I read this morning.....

Received my Wise Cracker and it’s ready to go!

Looks awesome and works great!

The El Mariachi is a “complete” bike now.

Thanks, Bill

Ahrens Bicycles is proud to announce that Quality Bicycle Products is now distributing the WiseCracker bottle opener! QBP sells to over 5,000 US bike shops and it's exciting to work with such a respected industry player. We've been working hard to package and ship hundreds of units as you can see below.....my dining room table has been overtaken by this great little product!

Here's what people are saying:

"Thank you for one of the greatest inventions in all of beerkind and to improve my bike riding skills."

-Bill in New York

"It looks good, quality is top notch and the machining looks great!!"

-Josh in Iowa

"I will spread the lore of the WiseCracker to all, and do everything I can to convince my friends that anyone without a WiseCracker should be the one to buy the post-ride beers next time."

-Jim in New Mexico

"All hail the WiseCracker."